Worthless Stuff

Sunday Funday Target Haul

May 18, 2020

Guns N Roses Green Target Shirt

With the state of California opening up again, I'm able to get back to doing "some" of the things I'm used to doing. One of those things is visiting a Target IN PERSON, rather than doing all of my shopping online. Don't misunderstand me, I like shopping online and not having to come into contact with other people, but I also like to see and touch items when I'm looking for something specific.

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Site Updates Anyone Can Do

May 13, 2020

Simple SEO Image in text. Simple Changes Big Results

Search Engine Optimization is a term that's very popular in the tech world, and with the current environment as it is, it may be a more important subject that it's ever been before. For those that aren't quite as familiar with it, it as simply as I can say it, is the practice of informing search engines what your site is all about and the type of content you are putting on your pages. It's a pretty straight forward term, as you are optimizing your site to help search engines list your content in the best way possible. Thus other folks using a search engine (google, bing, yahoo, etc.) can find your page if you've optimized it correctly.

As more companies keep employee's home and our lives revolve more around our home life, optimizing ones site so that it can be found, along with your services and products, can be the difference between success and non-existence.

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Blogging - Technology - CMS

Belly Be Gone

May 04, 2020

Belly roll hanging out while crouched down

I have no idea what day of Coronavirus quarantine that I’m in. I don’t even know if it matters at this point. What I do know is that my eating and exercise habits during this “stay at home” time have gotten away from me. I can blame the gym not being open, and I can blame the pandemic, but that’s really bullshit. There is no reason for my middle section to grow like it has. I’m the one controlling what goes in my mouth, nobody else, and I have complete control over it. I also have the ability to change it…. Immediately.

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Cornholio Was Before His Time

April 07, 2020

Who would have ever thought that in 1993, MTV would have brought to us a visionary of what our essential needs would be, while dealing with the Coronavirus pandemic. For those who weren't watching Music Television (that is what MTV use to stand for), Mike Judge brought to us two southern destructive teenagers, who loved tacos, heavy metal and TV. It was basically a cartoon on TV about watching TV. Wildly entertaining and amazingly none thought provoking. Yet I watched EVERY SINGLE EPISODE!

Bevis in particular might have seen the need for hoarding toilet paper far before any of us could grasp his message. He would transform himself, in a very deceptive way, which was by pulling his shirt over his head and ever so slightly changing his voice to say "I am the great Cornholio... I need TP for my bunghole"..

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I Traveled, It Was Weird

March 20, 2020

Yesterday, I spent my morning, afternoon and evening traveling. Yes, even amongst all the fear of Coronavirus, I had to get my daughters back to Texas, as their spring break was coming to an end. Trust me, this wasn't a decision that was made lightly or without some fear of the unknown.

The picture to this post is from (AUS) Austin-Bergstrom International Airport, which as the name suggests is an International airport, which on this day didn't have any international flights.

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Family - New Normal